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What does your car say about you?

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So, everybody says that the car is merely an extension of the owner. That every car says something about the person behind the wheel. What does your car(not just your `02) say about you?

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Mine says(to me anyway), that I`m a bit rough around the edges, and definitely a bit odd.... Keep in mind my car is my daily driver in snow and rain, as well as the nice sunny days.

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Really love this list. A bit dated in spots, but still relevant (of sorts).

Acura RL – I’m too bland for German cars

BMW 745i – I am so rich I will pay $70K for a car that is in the shop 280 days

per year

Buick LeSabre – I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Escalade – I am an aspiring pimp

Chrysler 300C – see Cadillac Escalade

Chevrolet Camaro – I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Corvette – I’m in mid-life crisis

Daewoo Nubira – I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corporation

Ford Explorer – to me, “off road” means pulling into my driveway

Ford Mustang – see Chevrolet Camaro

Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when

I pull up behind them

Honda Civic – this was a requirement of my high school dress code

Honda Accord – I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

Honda Odyssey – I now have two kids, so I need a bus to haul them

Hummer H2 – I suffer from erectile dysfunction

Infiniti Q45 – I am a physician with 4-5 malpractice suits pending

Kia Rio – I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Lincoln Town Car – I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Maybach 57 – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercury Grand Marquis – see Buick LaSabre

Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mitsubishi Lancer – I am just out of high school and have no credit

Oldsmobile Cutlass – I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off

the parts

Dodge Neon – I sincerely enjoy doing the macarena

Pontiac GTO (2004-05) – I enjoy driving a car that looks like a Chevrolet Cavalier

Pontiac Trans Am – I have a switchblade in my sock and a CB radio on the dash

Porsche 911 – see Hummer H2

Range Rover – I have too much money and enjoy spending it on driveway ornaments

Rolls Royce Phantom – I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal

Subaru Baja – I used to drive Pontiacs and missed the body cladding

Toyota Camry – see Honda Accord

Toyota Prius – I am an actor and this is a Screen Actors Guild dress code

requirement

Volkswagen New Beetle – I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his report

Volkswagen Jetta TDI – I can endlessly tolerate hearing, “Isn’t a hybrid

better?”

Volvo V70 Wagon – I am frightened of my wife

BMW 2002 — ???

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2002 owners "...will--I suspect--have to be pretty well-adjusted entthusiasts who want a good car, people with the sense of humor to enjoy its giant-killing permormance and the tase to appreciate its mechanical excellence. They will not be the kind who buy invisible middle-of-the-line 4 door sedans because that's what their friends and neighbors buy, nor will they be those pitiful men/boys who buy cars and use them as falsies for fleshing out baggy jockstraps." (this last part with apologies to our distaff 02 owners).

True in 1968 and true in 2013!

mike

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That I can't finish what I start...

I resemble that remark!

Or maybe it means look something shiney!

John

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Mine say that I don't mind driving older, slower, less exotic BMW's and that I fancy them in their original state, big bumpers and all...

When I finally get Mary her E39, that will change the equation slightly.

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funky handling, that, wot?

t

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Chevrolet Camaro – I enjoy beating the hell out of people

My `79 Monte said this, and that dying in a fiery crash is perfectly fine with me.

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Ford Explorer – to me, “off road” means pulling into my driveway

My `88 Samurai was the complete opposite. It mocked people`s $30,000 lifted jeeps by showing up and parking next to them covered in mud....

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Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

My `76 Spitfire screamed this.

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Dodge Neon – I sincerely enjoy doing the macarena

I had a neon once. But my mother made me do it, I swear!!!(goes and cries in corner)

BMW 2002 — ???

I have also realized that it says to other `02 owners, "I can put up with the general public thinking my car is a volvo". Why do they think it`s a volvo......?

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