Blunt! I need you to do me a huge favor

[norm]

Please please take my name off your phone....I think my wife knows....she's going to call you...take your name off the phone so its just a number...she going to find out I've been secretly buying parts.

Tiger

This was meant to be funny!

Norm

[Grover]

Phone numbers aren't such an issue in my household. However, the first time my wife saw that I was exchanging emails with "Butch Driveshaft" she was a little suspicious...

[RogueDriver]

Think they will need to change Tigers name to Cheetah.

[74tiiGolf]

That was fantastic

[nesky45]

Norm

LOL

I can't tell how many times my wife has called my 02 "Your Girlfriend"

Craig

[auggiemize]

Thanks, Norm, I needed that...Dave V. in NC

[norm]

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/1202_tiger.mp3

Norm

[Napes]

Steve - maybe you could change your online name to "Phyllis" and give a lot of guys headaches.

Bob Napier

[02for2]

Very clever!

It's unfortunate that the guy has his personal life splattered all over, price of fame and all that - but it's not like infidelity is restricted to million dollar atheletes - what the current reasearch?... something like 1:4.6 married couples experience male infidelity?

Personally, I could care less what he does in his private life, and I must say that in the many times I've encountered him, he's been the most genuine and nicest guy on the tour, far more humble than you'd think his status warrants. But, my wife runs about 90% of all the major tournaments in the country, in fact, she's out in Thousand Oaks, CA right now running the Chevron, and whenever Tiger is a 'no-show', her company's sales are impacted $100k-$300k due to lower attendance, and this impacts ordinary people. In today's game of golf at the top level, it's all about Tiger.

Cheers!

[3nSahalee]

Woods family portrait - December 2009

[FutureMan]

ahahahahaahah

[AndyS]

Wow... at least he is alive, my wife would have used her 02 as a point and shoot direct fire weapon.

[BLUNT]

thats funny norm, i just got the same voicemail from marion