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Maxson, You Need Some Nekked Chics


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Jonathan Maxson (and Brad) - check out the competition in October. Do you really think anyone will show up to Herndon, when they could go on a twisty drive? Clearly, you need a competitive edge.

Here's the solution -- nekked chicks. You need nekked chicks. Lots and lots of nekked chicks. Bikini car washes -- they rule!!! Otherwise, all that you offer is a bunch of car dorks standing around in the parking lot with their hands in their pockets saying, "Hey, dude -- nice megasquirt."

For Herndon, you need to tap into the local Hooters chain. Jonathan, I know that you have the restaurant-industry connections. A vintage BMW bikini car wash -- THAT'S the way to increase attendance at Herndon. Maybe even, VINTAGE HOOTERS. Wait a minute -- isn't that a MILF? Oh, never mind. I digress.

If you'll get the nekked chicks, I'll chip in by wearing a Speedo (or my Mango shorts). Shake and Bake!!! LET'S MAKE HERNDON RULE!!

Love and kisses, Otis

PS -- It's either this (below), or we stand around and piss for distance (or accuracy).

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Otis,

With a heavy heart, we will let the Carpool Vintage die for 2007.

A tradition in the making....(well it did do well one time)....

Between Autotoy,the NCC/Passport,etc.etc.we would all be glomming

from each other.However the bikini carwash concept should really be part of

all BMWCCA events.Imagine 1/2 drunk bikini models washing concours

Talbots,Bugattis,Ferraris,Duseys,Porsche,BMWs at Pebble Beach next wk.

What a missed source of revenue.......

Thanks Otis for a great idea...sound thinking my wise friend.

1973 Malaga "ti"2.3 stroker,dual 45s,lots of Alpina content13x6 Superlites bilsteins,Petri Sport ,GTS Seats,Coco Mats,Old Man Style "Patina"....but the old Emily is Fast.

2010 GTI 200 H.P.,dsg ,18"wheels etc.modern daily driver.

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I'm sorry that I offended you by showing pictures of your sister(s).

I don't care what you say - since I had the day marked off, I'm going to drive my BMW to Camelot on October 6th. They have nekked chics there. Might as well have some fun.

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It was all very relaxed till Dave decided Brandi "liked him "with that he

Dave nekked on stage, We all would have been happier if he would have just stayed off the pole.David+drinks and Viagra equals memories,well cold sweat in the middle of the night terror.

I thought the best parts was when David let Brandi drive the Isetta home throwing Brandi's tips out the window.

Busty naked Isetta driver are hard to find these days.

****Well it could have happened****

jgm

1973 Malaga "ti"2.3 stroker,dual 45s,lots of Alpina content13x6 Superlites bilsteins,Petri Sport ,GTS Seats,Coco Mats,Old Man Style "Patina"....but the old Emily is Fast.

2010 GTI 200 H.P.,dsg ,18"wheels etc.modern daily driver.

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It was all very relaxed till Dave decided Brandi "liked him "with that he

Dave nekked on stage, We all would have been happier if he would have just stayed off the pole.David+drinks and Viagra equals memories,well cold sweat in the middle of the night terror.

Okay, you've got me. Give me a hint . . . This is written in . . . what . . . language?

No more late-night visits from Jose Cuervo for you.

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David,

I tried for a casual forum in Merikan,without the use of correct grammer.

I was so envious of Brandi(muy bonita chica con halungas supremo)leaving with you in the Isetta that fateful evening.

I'm proud to know such a Camelot dancing Pirate.....

Jonathan

1973 Malaga "ti"2.3 stroker,dual 45s,lots of Alpina content13x6 Superlites bilsteins,Petri Sport ,GTS Seats,Coco Mats,Old Man Style "Patina"....but the old Emily is Fast.

2010 GTI 200 H.P.,dsg ,18"wheels etc.modern daily driver.

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