CAR TROUBLE

[jimk]

  

 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

 

She tells the mechanic it died.

 

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

 

She asks, 'What's the story?'

 

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

 

She  asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

 

 

[M3M3]

Lol!

[zinz]

YES!!!  awesome, Jim.

[Lebowski]

NOW I know the reason you are such a proponent of EFI systems on your cars Jim!

[jgerock]

My dad hasn't been feeling well so today when I visited him, we were outside grilling some steaks and I told him this tale.  We both laughed out loud.

 

Thanks again for posting this.

[ray_]

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"

She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

 

[jgerock]

, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

 

 

Styrofoam 2-piece clamshell container for McDonald's McDLT.   (If anyone here remembers those).

[Kidasters]

Ha.  Once you said "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold" - in Louisiana, Boudreaux would ask "How do it know?".

 

McDLT.  ha.  I'll log that on my Palm Pilot.