Exquisite and rare pre-owned bulge radiator hose

[ray_]

Price: $450

Location: 32* 01.31.18" N; 81* 03.4.85"W

Description:

Behold! Witness the premiere presentation of yet another exclusive sought-after quality item sourced from the depths of climate-controlled* storage where it has  luxuriated undisturbed for over a decade. Never before offered, and offered here first for the most discriminating appreciator/collector of vintage classic Teutonic engineering marvels, finished in a lovingly applied semi-gloss veneer combination of all known (and some unknown) colours, this item is certain to please those knowledgeable and attractive enough to appreciate the fine artistry contained herein, I give you an original (looking) bulged radiator hose for the iconic BMW 2002!

 

Perpetually unavailable new, and seldom purveyed, this may be your only chance to purchase prior to the collapse of our Union. Offered now for the exceptional price of Four-Hundred-5ifty U.S. Dollars, or Three Bitcoins, it may be imperative that you act before midnight tomorrow to acquire this exceedingly rare symbol of BMW's limitless beer-fueled engineering hallucination.

 

Please examine carefully the depictions below. Note the lustrous luminescence, the subtle aroma of synthetic pheromones, the exquisite presentation.

 

Remember,  act now and don't delay! Free ice cream will be consumed in recognition  of the first purchaser!

 

*this item has been subject to all elements of climate produced and controlled by the external terrestrial environment.

Edited November 17, 2019 by ray_

[2002#3]

Q:  Is the bulge available in Inka and is it removable for winter storage?

[ray_]

1 hour ago, 2002#3 said:

Q:  Is the bulge available in Inka and is it removable for winter storage?

I'm sorry but the bulge is available only in the depicted combination of colours,.and also octarine.

 

I suggest leaving it intact for winter storage in order to provide potential needed nutrition during that time!

 

Thanks for your interest! ;-)

[ray_]

Ok, so far I have accepted payment from only 4 buyers! I'll leave the ad open a bit longer to gauge further interest and shortly refund the payments to all some none of the buyers!

 

To determine the ultimate recipient there will be a contest in which all buyers must  submit a 179 word essay outlining the reasons they are most fitting to receive the item. The hose will be awarded to the 2nd place winner!

 

Cheers,

[jimk]

What brand of tire shine did you use.  I have a hose like that with the clamp marks too.  I'd like to shine it up for a quick sale. 

[ray_]

9 minutes ago, jimk said:

What brand of tire shine did you use.  I have a hose like that with the clamp marks too.  I'd like to shine it up for a quick sale. 

I used Amsoil ☺️

[resra]

Will you include shipping and the clamps? Also, can I make payments?

[ray_]

8 minutes ago, resra said:

Will you include shipping and the clamps? Also, can I make payments?

 

 

Sure!

 

100% payment up front, and then 20% per month until paid off

 

 

[2002#3]

Thanks for your fine, fine and exceedingly reasonable offer.  However, I happened to find one in my back yard, and it should work just as well.

Edited November 18, 2019 by 2002#3
spelling error

[ray_]

You should start a business! Think of the possibilities!

 

[PaulTWinterton]

That's just crap!  I could 3D print that for way less.

 

[ray_]

22 minutes ago, PaulTWinterton said:

That's just crap!  I could 3D print that for way less.

 

Hey you owe me 25cents for looking at my photos! ?

[PaulTWinterton]

3 minutes ago, ray_ said:

Hey you owe me 25cents for looking at my photos!

 

Check's in the mail.

[peterb]

Is that a faulty section of your colon? 

[2002#3]

Nope.  The hose in the grass was removed from my colon.