My solution to the “boring future” is to combine the best of the “fun” past and the “boring” future; that is - take a 2002, throw an electric motor in it, throw in a battery that gives about 100 miles of range, and then enjoy the amazing parts of owning a 50 year old BMW without much of the headaches of owning a 50 year old BMW. The range isn’t much, but most of these cars don’t get driven that far from home base anyways.
Many on here will scoff at the thought of someone doing that, but let’s get real here; the 2002, despite being a sports sedan in its youthful (younger than 20) years, now suffers from 50+ year old car problems; NLA parts which are hard to find, lots of routine maintenance required on just the engine, less mechanics out there who can competently work on these engines, many examples in decrepit condition for sale, rust issues (sometimes in structural areas!), expensive rebuild/restoration costs, etc. I think a lot of project-grade 2002s can be (more) affordably resurrected to be something nice and roadworthy with an EV conversion in… say 10-20 years. Cars of this age are quite pretty (the body/interior styling and the chrome trim) and look a hell of a lot better driving on the road than a Cybertruck