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Octoberfest Tent 02 - The Place for Us Douche Bags

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I'm not making the following "Stuff" up. I swear.

I received a free subscription to "Stuff" magazine -- you know, sort of a poor-man's rip-off version of Maxim. My October 2006 copy just arrived in the mail box. So, I'm leafing through, hmmm, cute babe, good article, another cute babe (Monica Hansen -- be still, my heart), another article . . . hey, page 120, "Octoberfest Survival Guide." Now, we're talking. Let's see here . . .

The article starts out pretty good -- "Ze Germans are an efficient bunch, and they've got their partying down to a science . . . (blah, blah, blah), so, round up eight to 10 friends and reserve some bench space at one of the 14 massive beer tents in Munich this September 16 - October 3."

Now, here's the good part. The article contains a map of the beer tents. And -- once again, I'm not making this up -- for Tent 02 -- not Tent 2, mind you, the tent specifically is numbered 02 -- the article says (and I quote) -- "Hofbrau-Festzelt - A favorite [tent] amoung Americans, Aussies and Kiwis, this might be the best place to spot cute backpackers and douche bags from back home."

Hey -- That's us!! You know, "Your [sic] all douche bags," and all that jazz. Well, right you are -- and Tent 02 in Munich is THE PLACE TO BE for us DOUCHE BAGS! Honest, I swear, I'm not making this up -- it's right there on page 120. At last, official confirmation -- At Octoberfest 2006 in the Old Country, Tent 02 is officially the place for Douche Bags, and we're all invited! (All we need, is a cute backpacker -- no, not a sqare pusher, a back packer!) Ergo, see you in Tent 02, Munich, be there, or be square(pusher).

Happy motoring; your fellow Official Tent 02 Douche Bag, Otis.

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I am going to that tent....next weekend. I will take many pictures because I get to Germany in less than 48 hrs for 3 months+. My friend from wales is meeting there in Munich and it is going to be AMAZING!!!!


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When ya gotta shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Huh? Or more accurately, since you posted the same diatribe twice: Huh; huh?

Tristan -- Sounds like great fun! I envy you; "Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice!" Thanks in advance for the pictures -- looking forward to viewing the grande affair.

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