Probably not a BMW Art Car...

[RKS]

Saw this in the August 28, 2006 issue of US Weekly (swear I didn't buy it). Page 49, bottom half of page, below Jennifer Connelly's right shoulder, is this photo of an '02 that apparently has felt the wrath of someone whose parking space was occupied by this squaretail. In case you can't read it, the scratches say "GET OUT OF MY SPOT ZWWMWMWL" (the latter is my translation of the trailing scratch).

I guess frontier justice was cheaper than calling a tow truck.

Nuts are everywhere.

EDIT: I just looked up "nowwhat.com" and it turns out it's State Farm, meaning this is a clever(?) ad and not necessarily an act of vandalism.