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Wives... they say the craziest things!


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So I spent a great day under my car grinding and blasting 40 years of gunk off of the underbelly, and was so excited I showed my wife some before and after pictures of my accomplishment. Upon seeing this picture, she said..."Now I know why you like this car, that looks like a pus**y!" Upon further contemplation, I must admit.......

 

 

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+1 Paul.

 

and mine just asked me how I plan to support myself and my car for the next 30 years.  I said, "for each 30-day segment I can keep breathing, I'll get another pension check and another social security payment, and those will keep me in gas, oil, insurance, shotgun shells, and beer."  What else does a guy need to stay happy ??

 

Cheers,

 

Carl

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it makes sense, and explain to a certain degree why our wives (or partners to be politically correct) hate our relationship with these cars, for them they are the other women, especially when they see the cash we spend on them. Whenever you spend big bucks on a 02 part also buy a nice gift for your wife, then you will be allowed for a Ménage à trois!

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 Upon seeing this picture, she said..."Now I know why you like this car, that looks like a pus**y!" Upon further contemplation, I must admit.......

What you must admit is that you're glad you married her.

That's something MY wife would say - which is why I'm still crazy about her after thirty something years.

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I'm surprised you got your wife under the car.

 

Yeah, I guess I didn't comprehend the initial post, 'cause I was befuddled by the observation: "pus**y". 

 

You showed her pictures of "cleaning porn"?  I have folders full of before and after pictures of my car's dirty bits.  I've shared many of the pictures here, but I'm sure the wife would be bored to death.

 

In her defense she supports my obsession whole-heartedly. 

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I'm sorry...but you went "there"...so I have to say...that would have to be the ugliest p***y that God ever created...I'd actually rather go down under your car to remove your undercoating than go down...oh, never mind...glad that all the grinding and blasting worked out...and apologies to all of the ladies here for this prurient thread.

COOP

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