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  1. Buy a good-quality car cover to compensate for your lack of a garage.

Use the cover less than a year.

Remove the cover when wet, decide to place it neither in the house nor outside but in a shed with a known mouse infestation, saying it's just "overnight."

Forget about the cover.

Several weeks later, remove the cover to put it on the car.

Discover mouse nest in the center of the bundle and many large holes.

Kick self.

Gonna get some heavy canvas and some cotton thread to try to patch it, but GEEZ! I'm an idiot!

Just venting (no pun intended)...

-Dave

Colorado '71

"Ventilated" car cover

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I don't want to talk about the stupid part, but I cut patches of Tyvek (house wrap - water repellant but breathes) and used that iron-on hole-patching stuff (use a towel between the iron and the cover so you don't burn it) to affix around each hole. It's lasted a couple of years now.

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and the rats bunk in the engine compartment of the parts-car too. Every month or so at dawn I lay prone next to my good '02 with a bench-rested Gamo Match air-pistol and chum the rats out with some bread. One pointed pellet from 15ft and they are goners.

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