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The Thing About Chasing Cars - Part 1


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Tale%2Bof%2BTwo%2BCities.jpgIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Mr. Dickens penned those words over a hundred years ago and for many of us this happens on a regular basis. My story for the next two months is just like that, the best and worst of times, rolled into one. Unfortunately, more the worst of times but with the rose colored glasses perspective of the best of times. Please enjoy my journey with me.

wayne-carini.jpgGas%2BMonkey%2BGarage.jpgWayne Carini of Chasing Classic Cars, Jeff Allen and Meg Bailey from The Car Chasers, the Gas Monkey guys from Fast and Loud are all becoming household names, at least in those homes where someone who is infatuated with cars lives. The premise, find a car that is under-priced, buy it, fix it up and sell it on for a profit (That's how they say it on Wheeler Dealer). Usually this is because someone doesn’t know what they have or the car is solid and straight but needs a little bit of work or just because it is so cool it must be worth more than I am going to pay for it. Soooo…go get it! All these shows make it looks so easy. Jeff Allen will offer a person 25% of their asking price and suddenly he and the owner are only $1,000 apart. Wayne gets the car home and his mechanics use a little WD40 on an 80 year old engine, put in some gas and voila – she starts and runs perfectly. Fast and Loud – I think theirs is mostly luck, but they seem to be lucky a lot.

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I think if they can do it then someone like me who sells million dollar software systems and 
Computer%2BSystem.jpgused to sell cars can certainly do the same thing. It will be like cheating as I not only rake in the cash but also have television networks wanting to make a show about my skills. And, it is all true. All, except that it being easy, bringing in the bacon and networks smashing down my door to sign me up for a 10 year show with a sign on bonus of $10 million. Other than those few things all of this is the complete, swear on the Bible, honest to goodness truth.

Reality for the other 99.99999% of us is different. Six, or was it 9 or 10, months ago a colleague
Mercedes.JPGis selling her 1979 Mercedes 450SL in light yellow. You know the under-priced, perfect car. It grew up in the Southwest, never has seen rain, pampered for years with only 65,000 miles and made of unobtanium. All this for a price that is about a quarter of the price of one that I wouldn’t let park in the same garage as this one. However, the car has sat, and sat, and sat so it isn’t quite as beautiful anymore. Hoses are cracking, air conditioning only blows cold in the winter and while pretty rust free the beauty isn’t what it used to be. Now she looks more like the prom queen at her 35th high school reunion who has been married 3 times and smoked more than one cigarette. Nice looking but no longer stunning.

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Graduates.jpgCash%2Bchanging%2Bhands.jpgBut hey, pay you no mind to all of that – the car is cheap. I mean like really cheap (see the definition of really cheap later) so I can buy it, fix it up, and keep it or turn around and sell the car and make enough profit to pay for my childrens’, grandchildrens’, and great grandchildrens’ college funds plus purchase that beautiful lake house I have been eyeing. (Okay, in reality, I just want to make enough to put some nice parts on my other cars and try to restock the quickly depleting college fund.) I buy it, sight unseen, pictures only and the word of the mechanic who took care of the car for the last couple of years, and by caring for, he stored it. I tell the owners
Lost%2BIn%2BSpace%2BRobot.jpg‘Here is the money, send me the title and I will be up next week to drive it home!’
Their reply, after a long silence.
‘Ummm, we just need to do a few things to make it road ready first, up to $500 I will pay for.’
Such nice people. I say OK and send on the check. Meanwhile the Lost in Space robot is yelling ‘Danger Will Robinson, Danger’. Oh, shut up.

FluxCapacitor.jpgSix, or was it nine or ten, months later I happen to be flying for work near where the car is located and it is ‘ready’ to be picked up. All fluids changed and itching for a long drive. I did have to put in a new temperature regulator flux capacitor and replace a bad fuel injector and something else. Yada, yada, yada – just give me the damages and I will take it home and retire.

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A $2,700 ‘getting her ready’ check and my trip home begins. 




Tune in next month to hear about the trip. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it. The following outlines some of the excitement:
·         A cab that doesn’t show
·         Almost running out of gas
·         186 miles of driving
·         Midnight break down
·         2 hour wait time
·         Skeeter


Stay tuned…


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