Tired of the same old stuff? You know, park, gab, play pocket pool, stare at megasquirts, check out wheel offsets, clean your car with Zymol? Then have I got the drive for you.

The featured performers at the Paper Moon in Richmond are Jesse Jane (May 8-10) and Katie Morgan (May 29-31). YOW!!!
http://www.papermoonclub.com/upcomingfeaturs.htm
Tera Patrick is the featured performer this week, but in my view, compared to Jesse and Katie, the choice is simple -- skinny petite blondes with huge plastic mammaries win ever time.

Who could possibly pass the number-one starlett in AV, and the star and hostess of HBO's Pornocopia? They are so close, I can almost reach out and touch -- close enough (90 miles) to zip on down I-95 to plastic-filled mammarian heaven. Hey, you're talking to the same guy who traveled 150 miles each way to eat some dry Texas barbecue (see my OT post). Compared to that, this drive will be a cakewalk (and 100 times more interesting than dry-rub brisket).

Thus, I'm organizing a drive. Here's betting that I'll be the only one on the drive -- but I don't care. You dudes can have your twisty drives with fruitcake finishes. Me, I'm going for the plastic; having been jilted by Biscuit3 (for some military dude), I'm entitled to some rebound.

God Bless you, Paper Moon.