Okay, I've let this thread fester for a few weeks - and no one has asked the question --

Why the site change?

And don't give us the standard horse crap that "the event outgrew the site." There has to be some juice behind the story (pun intended - wine - juice - never mind). Some form of bribe, kickback - or maybe, just maybe, someone was knocking the bottom out of one of the Westbend owners, and there was some ugly romatic falling-out. We want all the gory details. With pictures (or videos).

And, if you don't screen Ben Hur (with the kung-fu porn as a trailer), I wonder how many people are going to show up for the movie. Peewee Herman said he'd be interested in showing up, if you screen the kung-fu porn. I wouldn't sit in the row in front of him, however. What a jerk-off . . . (okay, cheap joke - below even my subterrainian standards).

One reason....Otis the drunk!

In all seriousness, yes, the only reason for the venue change was more room. We're expecting 250-300 cars this time.
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But that can't be you there, on the right - I always pictured you more as Opie. But, from now on, Barney it is. Fearless Barney.

A fair warning to anyone who dares post on this thread, however -- I have been duly warned offline that the only acceptable responses to the Fearless Leader's posts on this event site are (and I quote):

1. My what a fabulous event!
2. This sounds like fun.
or simply
3. Yay :-)

Indeed, this thread is serious, serious business. No more laughing. Thus, on this thread there will be absolutely no cat pictures, stripper poles, carpet questions, wheel-offset inquiries, Megasquirt plays-on-words, Jesse Jane references, topless Biscuit3 pictures, cat-vomit signs, q-tip cracks, Drunken Wegweiser pictures, wine reviews, nekked roller skating pictures, Zymol cut downs, trophy taunts, Aunt Flo comments (period), complex graphs, steelie (or associated wax-your-steelie) pictures, "Who Lit Your Tampon Fuse" bumper stickers, Dirk Digler references, "made you look" undies pictures, eye-candy videos, Angelyne photos, Jagermeister puns, OC Weiner cars, "fuck you Otis you fuckin' fuck" self-replies, 2002 Women in Waders pictures, zoot-suit fashion links, mapquest links to Mons Venus, Sparticus shots, Who's Your Daddy music videos, panty-wad comments, Ben Hur links, Michael Vick dog-fighting flame wars, fertile crescent discussions, kung-fu porn, pocket-pool references, 2nd-Amendment gun-toting-in-the-donut-shop pics, cop-cut-downs, or anything else that smacks of anything that remotely infers that anyone might find the comment amusing (or at least sarcastic).

And absolutely, positively NO FRUITCAKE and NO NUMBERWANG. That doesn't mean maybe, Mister Man! Fearless Barney is the damn sherriff around this here thread, and that's that.

In other words, don't fuck with the Fearless Leader. Period. "Dull and Boring" is the mantra-du-jour for all purposes herein. Save your sarcasm and vitriol for replying within the forthcoming, "Otis' Greatest Hits" thread. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to reading the Fearless Leader's reply . . . yay, nice reply . . . Mayberry stuff . . . Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

(Note - the "I are serious cat" picture below will be content-deleted for your reading safety and convenience.)