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[quote="Otis"][quote="jgmgti"]Open to suggestions,reach out to Brad or myself.This event is for all of us!!![/quote]

Well, how could I resist an easy lob-ball like that.  Here goes nuttin'>

1.  Wet t-shirt contest (what - you actually thought I [u][i]wouldn't[/i][/u] suggest that?).  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuC5AZQLZk4&feature=related
2.  Aerobic pole-dancing lessons.  BYOP (bring your own pole).  http://www.peekaboopalace.com/
3.  Fruitcake eating contest (instead of pies or chicken wings).
http://www.ifoce.com/news.php?action=detail&sn=51
4.  Bacon-grease award (for the most Zymol/Armor All).
5.  El-Cheapo trophy -- awarded to the person who spends the least amount of money in your restaurant.
6.  Beerfest-style boot chug (see the movie).
http://www.truebeer.com/Half-Liter-Beer-Boot-Set_p_0-280.html
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/funniest-das-boot-chug-ever-beerfest-2007/2249097369
7.  Give-Wegweiser-a-Wedgie contest.  Followed by the tighty-whitey/wife-beater-t-shirt award (see pictures below from two years ago).
8.  Pocket-pool award (for the guy who does the most standing around with his hands in his pockets, gabbing about wheel offsets and tire combos).
9.  DQA -- Dumbass Question Award - for the first person who looks at the Isetta and asks, "What's that?"
10. Food fight (face it -- your restaurant can be a little tame in the afternoon.  If you won't go for the t-shirt contest, we might as well have a food fight).
11. Cat-hearding contest (bring your own cat, cowboy).  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmgLtg1Izw
12. Australian-rules football in the parking lot.  For real men only.  Or NZ Rugby;  same difference.

And the bonus - if she'll cooperate and send one in -- raffle off the autographed picture of Biscuit3, topless.  http://www.bmw2002faq.com/component/option,com_forum/Itemid,50/page,viewtopic/t,300668/[/quote]

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