I'm tired of the majority of you all pissing and moaning about 2002AD. Here's a tip - get over it!

Somewhere in this world, some punk dumbass is having second thoughts about ordering parts for their precious 2002 from 2002AD thanks in no small part to all of you who complain about how slow they are or that they are back ordered and didn't bother to tell you. This fear of "buyer beware" repercussions, however, is not enough. People such as myself should be given high powered rifles so they can sit atop buildings and snipe women and children for minor "opinion" violations.

You might be asking yourself "but Biscuit3, why didn't you mention men?" To which I'd answer "good question, numb nuts," and I'd point out that men aren't being sniped because they're the ones doing the bitching and deserve the punishment of ultimately being alone and turning gay so then they can really have something to complain about.

Am I suggesting that 2002AD should discriminate selling their products based on sex? You bet.

2002AD should start an all-out campaign to rid the world of women and children and turn all you pussies into homosexuals. How sweet would it be if you were walking through the park, holding hands with your haggardly girlfriend or wife when all of a sudden a 2002AD agent splashes your woman in the eyes with acid? Give up? The answer is "very sweet." You could be sitting there, just minding your business when *WHAM*: 2002AD is all up in your business like your boss during spank time at your cubicle.

All joking aside though, I would never condone anyone throwing acid in your face. It's too slow. They should use napalm instead. In case you've never made napalm, it's awesome because it sticks to everything it burns. Not that I've made some, but if I had, I would probably know that the fumes are good to avoid.

BeEmVeh2002 wrote:

I gave them a month to get all my parts in, then after that I would call them every week and they would tell me some pieces are still missing. I was patient with them and finally last week they told me that the chrome kit that was priced for $456 on their site, is actually $860, and that they can either charge me more for it or cancel. I would consider shopping for parts elsewhere. -Cyrus

Guess what Cyrus? Believe it or not, customers don't call the shots on what parts are ordered by companies and I'm damn sure they don't determine what the prices should be set at either. Since you won't be finding yourself starting up your own BMW 2002 parts company anytime soon, I'll clue you in: the business owner calls the shots on a store's content and shipping times. When I read your useless thread entry, I believe that it was in my best interest to let you in on this little secret. Until you get enough clout to call the shots, you do what the boss or in this case, the owners of 2002AD, tell you. End of story.

Dsigner wrote:

Ohhhhhh Da-am! I just ordered some small parts last Thurs. Thanks for the haeds up though.

I think in the case of "Dsigner", the reason you haven't gotten your parts yet is so obvious. It is because you can't spell, chump. They're still probably trying to figure out what language you ordered in.

In conclusion, I think 2002AD is a fair and reputable organization, and I would encourage you to buy more stuff from them to help fight against 2002 rot, which I would assume most of your cars have already. Am I right or what?


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