Biscuit3 wrote:

Why is this in personal attacks?

It's part of the "War on Christmas".






Happy Festivus!
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I'm guessing it's posted in the person attacks section because she knew there'd be people with no ability to detect sarcasm and/or were born
without a sense of irony. ;-)

Jerry
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Or maybe to attracTTTTTTTTT dumbass assholes like you? Take your pick.
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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the word "attrack". Would this be some Aussie-specific word, like Vegemite?

> "Or maybe to attrack dumbass assholes like you? Take your pick."

I'd suggest a typing lesson or is illegibility a key for you
to try to get whatever point you are trying to make across?

I'm sorry for the multisyllabic words used in my response. Sound out the syllables individually and use that filthy mouth of yours to pronunciate each syllable out individually. As always.......phonics is your friend.

Love & kisses,
Jerry
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jwcurry wrote:

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the word "attrack". Would this be some Aussie-specific word, like Vegemite? > "Or maybe to attrack dumbass assholes like you? Take your pick." I'd suggest a typing lesson or is illegibility a key for you to try to get whatever point you are trying to make across? I'm sorry for the multisyllabic words used in my response. Sound out the syllables individually and use that filthy mouth of yours to pronunciate each syllable out individually. As always.......phonics is your friend. Love & kisses, Jerry

...she got the assholes right

is being self righteous an ego boost jer?
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you guys rock!

Merry Xmass!

Take a bite off the same bar of Lifebouy, would ya......(p)est?
Would you prefer Irish Spring? That's right, civility isn't your long suit. Nevermind.

Sigh.......my initial comment before Bisquit's nasty retort was merely a little light hearted jab, don't ya think? Think...brevity, fun......etc....

So, no...no ego involved. I just took offense at being called a word that never needs to be used around the FAQ.

Besides.....(p)est.....who invited you to this thread anyway?

Jerry
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jwcurry wrote:

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the word "attrack". Would this be some Aussie-specific word, like Vegemite? > "Or maybe to attrack dumbass assholes like you? Take your pick." I'd suggest a typing lesson or is illegibility a key for you to try to get whatever point you are trying to make across? I'm sorry for the multisyllabic words used in my response. Sound out the syllables individually and use that filthy mouth of yours to pronunciate each syllable out individually. As always.......phonics is your friend. Love & kisses, Jerry

Geeze Jerry, you some kind of librarian, or something?

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Oh, my bad! I guess such an asute reader like you would know that I'm not originally from Australia, but I'll let you have a +1 for correcting my spelling mistakes.
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Hey Bisquik.....

I''m well aware via your previous posts that you are originally from the US, the South in fact......and I'm stretching my memory here, but perhaps even from Virginia.

Jerry
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jwcurry wrote:

Hey Bisquik..... I''m well aware via your previous posts that you are originally from the US, the South in fact......and I'm stretching my memory here, but perhaps even from Virginia. Jerry

Hey Spelling King,

Isn't it "Biscuit" and not "Bisquik" or "Bisquit"? I guess I'm playing your stupid little game by correcting you on a word or this case a name, that everybody knows what you meant but unfortunately, you spelt wrong. You're right though, I am from Virginia, so another +1 for you. Looks like you're climbing up that shithole ladder you fell down the other day with me. And nah, you're right, I don't know anything about sarcasim. If you don't like this, keep your trap shut next time.
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what is the difference between vegemite and marmite?

I can spell just fine.....

I prefer to type Bisquik, instead of your real handle.

By the way, my initital comment......that is, before you demeaned yourself (yet again) and called me a rude name was a very gentle sarcastic remark.

I found it funny and ironic that Lori posted a "Merry Xmas" message here, of all the forums to choose from.

Sheesh.......Merry Xmas indeed.
Jerry
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Oh... now I get it. Hahaha, what a hoot! So sorry to ruin your holiday season, precious.
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Not ruined in the slightest......

Smooches....
Jerry
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_z_ wrote:

what is the difference between vegemite and marmite?

google wrote:

Vegemite has vegetable extract as well as the yeast extract in Marmite. It's also Australian. Vegemite's a lot more like a paste than marmite (which is relatively runny). Taste wise vegemite is more bitter I find. Vegemite is slightly paler than Marmite and has a less glossy finish (like it's Marmite with a pale matt powder mixed into it). I used to live in Australia and a surprising number of Australians seemed to think that the difference was that Vegemite was vegetarian whilst Marmite wasn't. Of course they're both vegetarian and by-products of beer production. Some of the difference may be down to the difference between our beers. The stuff which leaves the brewery is the scrapings from the bottom of the fermenting tank. Like solidified froth it goes off in open topped barrels to the Marmite factory. Each barrel is filled no more than 1/3 full because if the stuff gets damp it starts frothing like mad as the yeast is reactivated. The horses in the brewery love it and some of the old draymen liked a taste too.

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esty wrote:

_z_ wrote: what is the difference between vegemite and marmite? google wrote: Vegemite has vegetable extract as well as the yeast extract in Marmite. It's also Australian. Vegemite's a lot more like a paste than marmite (which is relatively runny). Taste wise vegemite is more bitter I find. Vegemite is slightly paler than Marmite and has a less glossy finish (like it's Marmite with a pale matt powder mixed into it). I used to live in Australia and a surprising number of Australians seemed to think that the difference was that Vegemite was vegetarian whilst Marmite wasn't. Of course they're both vegetarian and by-products of beer production. Some of the difference may be down to the difference between our beers. The stuff which leaves the brewery is the scrapings from the bottom of the fermenting tank. Like solidified froth it goes off in open topped barrels to the Marmite factory. Each barrel is filled no more than 1/3 full because if the stuff gets damp it starts frothing like mad as the yeast is reactivated. The horses in the brewery love it and some of the old draymen liked a taste too.

I wonder which goes better with Bovril

My personal favourite is "Estymite". You just take 2 parts horse, and 3 parts shit, mix it all up in a douchbag, and serve it on a big old loaf of cumsponge.

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are all these people making it up? "Al, I've left dozens of messages and several posts trying to get a response from you on the whereabouts of my headliner that was paid for and promised to me 2 MONTHS ago. The last time I heard from you it was that you had sent it out a month AGO" I saw a lot of chatter on this and the FAQ board and ignored it for the most part as I thought it was much to do about nothing. I finally took the time to read the posts on this board. Al, seems to me if if you fill and ship orders when you say you will and communicate effectively that all the rest goes away. If you have more than one person publicly making the same claim, it would seem you have a problem. If the business isn't important to you, then don't offer the product. Sounds like Esty and others have a legitimate bitch here. The vulgarity doesn't help much either. I have to side with Esty on this one (even if she doesn't like James Brown). Shame too. I need carpet for the 1600ti. I would like to hear from Al, as well. I have been waiting since I sent him my paypal payment on July 19 for a seat cover. It was supposed to take 8 to 10 weeks. We are getting close to 16 weeks, and he has not returned any of my emails from the past month. I would just like to hear something about the status. 9 weeks, no door panel boards Its been 9 weeks since I ordered the door panel boards from FAQ store and no show. Also, I asked for a tracking number after like 6 weeks. Haven't gotten that either. # I have never bought anything from Seams Perfect, and seeing threads like these is most of the reason I never will. I'm sure the product is great, but when you operate a business you should answer your phone and talk to the people that put food on your table. # Hey Al I'm ready for my carpet set. E-mail me It's been 5 weeks since I orderd door panels from the FAQ store and Al. No sign of the panels, and every time I ask I'm told they are on the way. I would NOT recommend doing business this way and am very very disappointed. I've been told the parts have been shipped but have not been given a tracking number or any confirmation as to when I could expect them. I could have made a new set of panel's myself in a few hours but was trying to save time. What a joke. # paging al larson # calling al larson # looking for larson I have sent you three emails in the last two weeks with no response. I need to get payment for the Recaro seat parts that I delivered to you # where's larson # larson, you out there # calling canuck # stop making excuses if he is busy and cannot answer peoples messages, and cannot be bothered to clear out his voice mail let him deal with it. If any other vendor acted like this the same people that intervene publicly and make excuses for him ie Kswiss and Slash would be the ones posting about the poor service they are receiving. We are all very busy with lots going on in our lives but we deal with it # Canuck Please Respond # Please respond your emails # clear messages on your cell & check # please contact me- no carpet kit yet # haven't heard from you # looking for Al Canuck # Canuck....You've got mail! # Canuck... pls e-mail me # Did you mail the sample materials yet # CANUCK where are you? # Hey Al Canuck # Please email regarding sun visors # Canuck, you gots mail! # Canuck: can you email re: the carpet # check yer email # Canuck; Please check your email # Canuck, check your email! # I ordered door panels 10 weeks ago, no tracking #, no panels # Al, please answer your phone Al, please answer your phone. I can't wait any longer and dont want to have to pay twice for something that you promised was already shipped a month ago # Al, please answer your phone Latest news is... there isn't any. No returned calls, no returned emails, and no headliner. I also got an email from **** in ********* in almost an identical predicament. Does anyone out there have a new headliner they can part with? I doubt I can wait for Al to finally live up to his word. # Al also didn't reply to my emails about the carpet sets until i threatened to file a claim with paypal for my money back. he wrote me an email telling me to "chill out" and that the business isn't his first priority. if i don't hear from him in the next day or so telling me he's shipped my carpet set with a tracking number so i can see it myself, ill really be claiming my money back through paypal and posting a "bad seller, beware" thread. next day shipping so that they would be here before christmas would be great for all of us but the history of Al as mentioned here among other places is it probably wont be happening. Folks are looking for him over at the FAQ also. Come on AL we know your kits are nice, just type a few fuckin words to the guys waiting, or I can do it for ya. ( Al voice ) I've been so busy I haven't had time to respond to my Emails or phone messages or forum posts, we're working as hard as we can to get the products done and you will have them as soon as we finish but not before ( paradox ya know ). ( end of Al voice ) There now AL doesn't have to respond cause it's the same shit I see him type every time. I guess i'll want a refund if mine doesn't show up in time for Christmas Al, I've left dozens of messages and several posts trying to get a response from you on the whereabouts of my non-sunroof headliner that was paid for and promised to me 2 MONTHS ago. The last time I heard from you it was that you had sent it out a month AGO. Since that time I have already had a set of 4 wheels shipped and delivered from Canada in less than 10 days. It seems you have time to leave messages in these forums trying to sell more merchandise, but not enough time to respond to my genuine inquiry of goods I have paid for. I left you messages explaining the urgency of the need. I have a dozen guests coming in for the holidays and need to get the car back together and out of the dining room. This is not the way to treat members of the forums and fellow member of the BMW faithful. I expect a call 305-555-1212 a direct email gotdupedbylarson@seamsperfect.ca and more importantly an overnight shipment of my headliner. Al, After reading this thread and your senseless personal attacks that are vulgar and explicit, I for one, would never buy ANYTHING from you. I'm sure others feel the same way as well. It is of no surprise to me that you are closing up shop. With an attitude like that, especially in a public forum, you would be better off working as a truck driver than in part sales. Do you think talking to women like that builds customer trust? Telling a female to go fuck themselves is totally uncalled for, regardless of what personal vendetta you have against that person. Not a Merry Christmas. Got a house full of people and a dining room full of BMW parts waiting for a headliner that was paid for 3 months ago and promised several times without result. I finally received an email from Al telling me that he would send a replacement when he could get the material and make another one. That was supposed to be a week and a half ago and I even gave him a UPS account number for him to overnight me a replacement. NOTHING. I'm going to use the dispute resolution service from PayPal to either get my product or my money.

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I am DONE biting my tongue, and walking on eggshells around you. You've pissed me off too god damned much now, and I've had it. I tried phoning you so we could have a rational discussion, but you're an irrational person, and you never returned my call. I've tried posting the evidence I gathered, calling you out for the fraud, and trouble maker you are, but that never helped. You've left me with this as my last option to deal with you. Well, short of flying to Byhalia and drowning you in a fucking river, but I'm not a violent person....yet. So, here it is.......SHUT THE FUCK UP, you stupid douchebag! I'm sick of your shit. You were never even a customer, or even wanted to be. You're a pathetic, lifeless shell of a human, and I wish for terrible things to happen to you. You really need to find a hobby that doesn't involve being a useless cunt, and turn some of your negative energy to good use. You make me want to quit dealing with the 02 community as a whole, but I know better than that. In the 12 years I've been involved in these wonderful little cars, I've met less than a handful of people I disliked. YOU, are in that group of course. I've worked with hundreds of people in my business, and 99.5% of them make me want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's that last 0.5%(YOU), that make me sick, and make me reconsider all mail order work, and simply continue working in the local markets. Believe me, I am NOT getting rich off selling $220 nylon carpet sets, or $70 door boards. Hell, I even lose money when I sell $900 Recaro seats. Very little of what I do in the 02 community puts real money in my pocket, but I do it anyway, and want to continue doing it. Trust me, I am MORE than busy enough with local work, and repeat customers, that I do not need to deal with a twat like you. I guess I'm a sucker for punishment, but that's life. I've apologised to everyone who has ever received an order late, and I always do what I can to make it right. All I can do is try to do the best job I can, and sometimes, deadlines don't let me do that. I would rather kill a deadline, than lose quality. If it means that I work 80 hours per week in the shop, and don't answer the phone, that's fine with me. I've already explained what I'm doing to correct that problem anyway, so don't bother with some bullshit, smartass comment, got it?I'm tired.....no I'm exhausted. REALLY seriously fucking exhausted, and I want to go to bed now. I can't though, because I have more work to do. Hell, maybe when I get a minute, I'll book a flight to Memphis, and come pay you a visit. Wouldn't THAT be fun? I sure think it would.I know I'm going to catch hell for typing what I just did, but I don't care anymore. You're a useless bitch, and anyone who matters, already knows that. I may lose some orders because of what I typed, but that's just life. You should take this whole post, put it in your blog, and then fucking smoke it, you cunt. I'm done with you, and I'm done with this shit. Fuck off. Sincerest FUCK YOU, Al Larson

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It is no secret that I am opinionated, and occasionally confrontational. Never has been, never will be. Those who know me, know that, and accept it. As do I. I'm also stubborn, competitive, hard headed, and can let my anger get the better of me at times. Not often, but sometimes. When I was fired for my first time, at 14 years old, I was crushed. I've been fired 9 times in my life, and even levelled 2 bosses. I have always had a problem with authority, and I have always done things my way, no matter the consequences. my mom is foind of saying (about me) that she "has never seen someone fall in a pile of shit, and come out smelling like roses" more than I have. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. Mine is not knowing when to back away, and leave. I try, but I fail at it. Tough shit for me. At an athletic 6'3", 255lb, I don't worry too much about who I piss off, whether in the flesh, or over a screen. That has presented a problem for me in the past 3.5 years. I decided to become my own boss. That means having to bite my tongue more, and suck a few things up. I tried that for a long time. I know it's exactly what you're talking about in this thread. I am not stupid, as you know. I no longer care about your blog. You can leave it up, as it makes you look like an ass. Might make me look like an ass as well, but I'll live with it. I think the vast majority think you're a bigger ass than I am. You are a vile piece of turd, and will be dealt with in the appropriate manner some day. You sir, will get yours, I guarantee it. And when it comes, I'll be watching.hehehehe Al Larson seams perfect owner

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I found it funny and ironic that Lori posted a "Merry Xmas" message here, of all the forums to choose from.

thank you Jerry that was the point, on all accounts.

Good to see I kept you guys occupied while I was out of town, visiting the Momster. She bought Blubird a xmas gift. One of those wide angle rear view mirrors, since I dont have a passenger side door mirror.

She wasnt happy about it, but I guess I'll need to rethink the "ster" part, since I put it on tomarrow. Lets hope it fits or I'll have to trade it in for that purse she had an eye on.

Make no mistake, I like purses, but its xmas, and Blubird deserves a gift from Grandma.