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  Topic: FREE E30
Otis

Replies: 5
Views: 67

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-20-08 12:25   Subject: Re: FREE E30
The offline email is davidbowen5828 at comcast dot net.
  Topic: Pray for Jonathan
Otis

Replies: 0
Views: 73

PostForum: General Discussion   Posted: 8-20-08 12:02   Subject: Pray for Jonathan
Our friend Jonathan Maxson -- "Concours Jon," or "Q-Tip Max" to those who know him -- recently was injured in a horrific scooter accident. In his never-ending quest to "go green" and save the environ ...
  Topic: SUVs SUCK
Otis

Replies: 12
Views: 245

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-20-08 10:32   Subject: Re: SUVs SUCK
my 98 Tahoe hasn't moved in 6 months!

Each car has a purpose. You can't do the wild thing in a Prius. Even if you could contort, who wants to make whoppie in a car that looks like a roach? That' ...
  Topic: FREE E30
Otis

Replies: 5
Views: 67

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-20-08 10:26   Subject: Re: FREE E30
I'm in Kensington, MD, and I'm the original owner of an '84 E30. I am told that it is pristine; it even placed third (of three entries -- !!!) in a q-tip contest a few years back. Anyway, you're wel ...
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 06:13   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
the queen is a widow so if you play your cards right you may have a chance. Otis van Oranje-Nassau, king of the NLs.

Notwithstanding the resulting privileged status, I just couldn't bring myself to ...
  Topic: Phelps is a machine!!
Otis

Replies: 16
Views: 363

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 06:03   Subject: Re: Phelps is a machine!!
my suggestion was a joke that you obviously took the wrong way

we're all a just a bunch of pricks

My bad, golf73. I apologize. I owe you a beer.
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 12:03   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Yes, that's one of my many alter egos.

Back to the original "Hussein crap" comment above, is saying "Hussein" really so bad? Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't the father of modern Jordon named ...
  Topic: Phelps is a machine!!
Otis

Replies: 16
Views: 363

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 11:17   Subject: Re: Phelps is a machine!!
Yes, very odd. It was your thread; you had no complaints when I responded totally in character by posting up some fine T&A (as if that's a surprise to anybody?). And then, this card-carrying NAMBLA ...
  Topic: Phelps is a machine!!
Otis

Replies: 16
Views: 363

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 08:08   Subject: Re: Phelps is a machine!!
so you have more important things to do than show everyone you have no balls?

Armond, my friend - I thank you for your reply on my behalf above. Do you think this golf73 character really wants to ...
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-19-08 05:21   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
my favorite local politico has great atributes: http://devasbar.blogspot.com/

RRR is okay, but Cicciolina was undoubtedly the best politico. Since this is a thread for famous quotes, here are some ...
  Topic: Phelps is a machine!!
Otis

Replies: 16
Views: 363

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 08:56   Subject: Re: Phelps is a machine!!
And, I almost forgot, the Olympic Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders.

(ScottNC, why can't we have Vintage at the Vineyard Cheerleaders?)
  Topic: Russians blame Dick Cheney
Otis

Replies: 7
Views: 171

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 06:38   Subject: Re: Russians blame Dick Cheney
Do you fly ole glory in front of your trailer?

Dammit. I was going to invite everyone over for tea sandwiches. But now, I'm embarassed -- we don't have a flag. Maybe I could check with the folks ...
  Topic: Weight of a 14" bottlecap?
Otis

Replies: 5
Views: 184

PostForum: General Discussion   Posted: 8-18-08 06:34   Subject: Re: Weight of a 14" bottlecap?
No weight listed.

http://www.prices4antiques.com/advertising/sodas-related/Pepsi-Cola-Sign-Bottle-Cap-Tin-Die-Cut-14-inch-A014867.asp
  Topic: SUVs SUCK
Otis

Replies: 12
Views: 245

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 06:25   Subject: Re: SUVs SUCK
anti SUV poetry :')

Indeed, there's a web site for everything.

http://www.suvsuck.org/
  Topic: Phelps is a machine!!
Otis

Replies: 16
Views: 363

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 06:08   Subject: Re: Phelps is a machine!!
WOW!!

Michael Phelps is yesterday's news. There are only two reasons to watch the Olympics -- Yelena, and Misty May's ass.
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 05:09   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
"You are not very good at following rules are you."

"Truer words were never spoken." - English Idiom http://www.goenglish.com/TruerWordsWereNeverSpoken.asp
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 05:06   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
what's a sensitive guy like O man to do?

He could party with us, at Mons Venus.

There are very few web sites that make me reach down between my legs, to see what I can find. The FAQer site t'ai ...
  Topic: If The Bush Admin Lied About WMD, So Did These people
Otis

Replies: 22
Views: 334

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 05:02   Subject: Re: If The Bush Admin Lied About WMD, So Did These people
http://www.jeempie.nl/site/images/stories/gaap.jpg

The movie-version DVD is only $9.99.

http://turnerclassic.moviesunlimited.com/product.asp?sku=D32266++
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 11:46   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Obviously, a groundswell of support is rapidly arising for a national level meeting in Tampa. A group drive down the Causeway, a meeting at the MV "clubhouse," a belly flop contest at the Don Caesar ...
  Topic: Yippie!! It's hurricane season (OT)
Otis

Replies: 4
Views: 199

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 09:54   Subject: Re: Yippie!! It's hurricane season (OT)
I love hurricanes.
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 09:51   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
No talk, action

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you'r ...
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 08:55   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.

Ronald Reagan

what a load of crap, wonder who wrote that for him, he (and you) don't know history, luckil ...
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 07:06   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
Otis' quotes are the best... by a milestone!

Hell yeah.

the ones about cats, or the one about pussy?? :-p

One can always substitute "pussy" for "cat" in each of above-quoted cat quotes. It w ...
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 07:02   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Cool, thanks for the offer. I've always wanted to ride one of those swamp boats.

I've met the owner; the bouncers threw my friends and me out one night; he saw us bouncing across the parking l ...
  Topic: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Otis

Replies: 31
Views: 559

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-18-08 04:19   Subject: Re: John and Barak Hussein will appear with Rick Warren
Tampa ... damn good ... chills run up your leg

All this talk about Tampa and pussy; makes me want to take a road trip.

Warning - absolutely NSFW -

www.monsvenus.com
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-17-08 07:39   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country


John Fitzgerald Kennedy



have you asked yourself that lately?

this thread is ...
  Topic: Which exhaust?
Otis

Replies: 6
Views: 361

PostForum: General Discussion   Posted: 8-17-08 09:02   Subject: Re: Which exhaust?
These folks make the best product. You ship them your old pipes, tell them what mods (if any) you want, and they build to order. They will make any muffler you want, for any sound that you want. Gr ...
  Topic: (nt)
Otis

Replies: 0
Views: 55

PostForum: Test Forum   Posted: 8-15-08 05:57   Subject: (nt)
(nt)
  Topic: Famous quotes
Otis

Replies: 78
Views: 1169

PostForum: Off-Topic   Posted: 8-15-08 04:31   Subject: Re: Famous quotes
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

"One cat justs leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a ...
  Topic: I was beginning to feel all alone!
Otis

Replies: 5
Views: 498

PostForum: General Discussion   Posted: 8-15-08 04:20   Subject: Re: I was beginning to feel all alone!
Chamonix is a popular color

I can never decide between Chamonix and Schwarz. Sometimes when I'm lucky, she wears both.
 
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